- Recursion:
- (n.) a programming method which tests the limits of available
memory in an iterative way by using the stack. When the program fails, all
memory has been used.
Memorize this definition, then see: Recursion.
- Register:
- (n.) a part of the central purging unit used to distort or destroy
incoming data by arbitrary rules.
See: Increment.
- Relational:
- (adj.) purchased from, or sold to, blood kin.
See: True relational.
- Sector:
- (n.) a disk arc on which is inscribed 'lose a turn' or 'bankrupt.'
See: Hard disk, Head, Glitch.
- Segment:
- (n.) a way of restricting or complicating access to memory in an
attempt to break a programmer's will to live. Outlawed by both the
A.S.P.C.A and the U.N. but still practiced in some backward areas of the
world.
See: Offset.
- Software:
- (n.) anything other than hardware. That which hardware
manufacturers can blame can blame for physical failures.
- Sort:
- (v.) to order a list of data in such a way as to destroy all
relation ships between the items.
(n.) The process which accomplishes this, esp. if
it takes a very long time.
- Source Code:
- (n.) a record of a programmer's thought for a period of time. A
stream-of-consciousness novel or short story.
- Spreadsheet:
- (n.) a way of forcing repeatable answers from insufficient data
for superficial purposes. Also, a game played during office hours by bored
or restless yuppies.
- Stack:
- (n.) any area of memory which grows and eventually destroys both code
and data.
(v.) To place in such an area.
- Standard:
- (n., adj.) a design target which manufacturers may embellish,
improve upon, or ignore as they wish, so long as it can be used profitably
in their advertising.
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